[ID: A series of four sketchy illustrations, recounting tumblr user @cryptidfuckery’s trip to the ER, as per quotes provided in this poll (link), in black and white with canary yellow, hospital blue and blood red accents
The first illustration shows Alex in a saint-like posture, facing up and arms crossed in front on them, showing the back of their hands to the viewer. Their right hand is holding a pair of hairdressing shears and on their left hand, a bit of their knuckle has been snipped off and bleeds. Their head is circled by a yellow halo: the background inside it is red, and the outside, black. Along the halo’s curve are two mirrored combs. They are wearing a black single-use mask where one can read “Hazzards of the job” in yellow letters.
The second illustration shows them sitting in front of the ER doctor, who is taking their blood pressure. It is divided in two sketches: in the first one, both the characters are looking at the reading, indicating “140”. There are two ellipsis over the drawing, indicating the shared silence. In the second one, they look at each other as Alex says “I’ve been a little stressed.” with a toothy grin visible through their mask. Through her mask, the doctor too smiles sheepishly.
The third illustration, also divided in two drawings, shows the same doctor wiping blood off Alex’s hand with sterile gauze and physiologic serum. The first drawing is a close-up of the hands, Alex’s being gently held up by working gloved hands. Surgical scissors and other first aid tools are present. The second drawing shows a larger picture, with both characters sitting across from each other at a table, the doctor looking down in concentration and Alex smiling still, posture relaxed and commenting “It’s like a manicure.” The text is accompanied with sparkles and blood drops.
The fourth and last illustration is composed of two close-ups on the wounded hand, while being stitched. We first see the snipped finger’s profile as the second stitch is secured and the black medical thread is cut. “It looks like a fucked up present”, Alex says “or rather…” taking the viewer to a drawing of their hand, all five stitches now done. Black threads stick up from the closed wound, “yeah,” we read “It’s like a little spider.” Along the spider-like stitching job, three little spiders walk on the finger, not bigger than a nail.
Signed: Meaningless Mikhaïl. End ID.]
I AM FLOORED!!!! THIS I IS INCREDIBLE OMFG!!! I love the way you did the mouth through the mask!!! Im honored 😭😭😭💛💛💛💛 it really does encapsulate the vibe at the urgent care
Here’s the current state of my finger
His name is Eric to match my friend’s finger bump named Tim
twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris
“He would not fucking say that” does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone
Now. “He would not fucking say that seriously” does apply here
lots of things from the finale can be resolved in seasons 6 or 7 but adrien missed out on seeing his girlfriend drop a piano on his dad’s head and we aren’t ever getting that moment back. the opportunity is gone forever.
Hoping the many cameras Gabe had in his house caught that
nathalie: adrien… there’s something you should see. it’s about your father
I’m gonna watch Nimona with my friends tonight and i will NOT shut up about it, this is all you’re gonna hear for the rest of the week, i need you all to watch this movie
This is a movie adaptation of gingerhaze’s original full-length sci-fi fantasy webcomic from 2012. That’s gingerhaze aka ND Stevenson aka the trans badass of Lumberjanes and She-Ra fame.
This movie has been in and out of development for 8 years – it’s been picked up and cancelled over and over because “it’s too gay :(” and now it is finally RELEASED. (Even though Netflix is trying to bury it because they are cowards.)
You should watch it by any means necessary, because the characters are delightful, the story slaps, and the deconstruction of what it means to be a “villain” or a “hero” is delicious. But you should especially watch it by means of Netflix if you have it, because I need the ratings to soar – this is original queer content by a queer author that has been gorgeously animated.
(EDIT: As a forewarning, the movie does contain flashing lights as well as a suicide attempt.)
This ended up being 2 ¾ inches wide by 36 FEET LONG.
The 2 ¾ inch width was chosen because that’s the same width as a pretty average phone screen, and I wanted to know how physically far you have to scroll to get past this post.
also dont tell my boss that I got into the art gallery before we opened just to set up this rainbow CVS receipt looking motherfucker. in my defense i literally couldn’t find any other location that was long enough to show this off
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reblogging this because the og post is suddenly getting a bunch of notes and i want everyone to see just how long this motherfucker is in real life
that is impressively long omg
also you all should be so grateful I never reblogged that post because WOW
My house is being haunted by Unown and they keep making fun of me. Just this morning I burnt my eggs while making breakfast and they lined up to spell “EPIC FAIL” in my kitchen. Can I convince them to stop? :,(
ALT