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charlesoberonn:

roughstar:

rowanyourlocalarsonist:

charlesoberonn:

shannontheapostate:

charlesoberonn:

Compromise between free healthcare and paid healthcare: Sponsored healthcare

Your grandma’s stay is free of charge, but every 5 minutes the heartrate monitor will play a Raid: Shadow Legends ad.

Just let me die, thanks

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Your IV drip is sponsored by G-Fuel. Every bag comes filled with a little surprise.

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How dare you to hide this in the tags?

This is worse than any capitalist dystopia novel created to date

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Both statements are true

depizan:

I see posts go by periodically about how modern audiences are impatient or unwilling to trust the creator. And I agree that that’s true. What the posts almost never mention, though, is that this didn’t happen in a vacuum. Audiences have had their patience and trust beaten out of them by the popular media of the past few decades.

J J Abrams is famous for making stories that raise questions he never figures out how to answer. He’s also the guy with some weird story about a present he never opened and how that’s better than presents you open–failing to see that there’s a difference between choosing not to open a present and being forbidden from opening one.

You’ve got lengthy media franchises where installments undo character development or satisfying resolutions from previous installments. Worse, there are media franchises with “trilogies” that are weird slap fights between the makers of each installment.

You’ve got wildly popular TV shows that end so poorly and unsatisfyingly that no one speaks of them again.

On top of that, a lot of the media actively punishes people for engaging thoughtfully with it. Creators panic and change their stories if the audience properly reacts to foreshadowing. Emotional parts of storytelling are trampled by jokes. Shocking the audience has become the go to, rather than providing a solid story.

Of course audiences have gotten cynical and untrusting! Of course they’re unwilling to form their own expectations of what’s coming! Of course they make the worst assumptions based on what’s in front of them! The media they’ve been consuming has trained them well.

randomnoteforfuturereference:

fffuckthelaxbros:

Bitty with his flamethrower vs Jack with his fire extinguisher

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c-ptsdrecovery:

kerink:

i know we’re all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don’t think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i’d share my favorite self-care hand out

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brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

In the replies OP linked a PDF version that is accessible to screen readers and also printable

morallygreyginger:

rating actual medieval names i have found as a medieval studies student but they get progressively more unhinged:

  • William de Appeltrefeld: 8/10 bc appeltrefeld sounds like a nice place to live. who wouldnt want to live in a field full of apple trees? points deducted cause there are like fifty bajillion williams in england
  • Luke de Luka, merchant of Luca: 6/10. ur parents really werent creative huh
  • Hugh de Wlonkeslowe: 7/10. looks like a straight person trying to keyboard smash. *laughs in english place names*
  • Roger Smert: 10/10 absolute banger of a name. does it make any sense? absolutely not! but you guys. i dont think you understand. smert!!
  • John de la Bro: 7/10. when ur such a bro that its literally ur name and 800 years in the future its all people know of u
  • Hugh Sad: 7/10. weve all been there buddy
  • Gaylarde de la Mote: 10/10. slay. i bet this guys mote was the gayest mote youve ever seen
  • Hugh de la Penne: 9/10. we stan a pasta man
  • Richard de Astlegh: 10/10. verily, he shall ne'er give thee up, ne'er let thee down, nor shall he run with great haste and desert thee, he shall ne'er cause thee to weep, ne'er bid you farewell, ne'er shall he speak wicked falshoods in thine ear or cause thee harm
  • Bindo Hug: 8/10. who is this man a hobbit???
  • Eudo la Zusche: 6/10. deadass sounds like something youd see in a really bad fantasy novel
  • William crisp: 7/10. w h a t.
  • Asser son of Licoriz: 7/10 there is so much going on here i dont even know what to tell you
  • Baldwin Panik: 10/10 cause this is a heckin mood
  • Richard Cok, aka Dick Cok: 69/10. nice.

bugsongs:

emmanuelleriva:

Cary Grant in Bringing Up Baby (1938) dir. Howard Hawks

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fantasizinboutnickiandbey:

decellie03:

memewhore:

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nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

charlottan:

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sorry babe the cute little rat jacket stays ON during sex 🧀🐀

libraford:

libraford:

Tired of every ‘instrumental’ playlist being 'for calm and relaxation.’

That is not the reason I listen to instrumental songs.

I listen to instrumental songs because there’s a specific scene playing in my head and it needs a score but it can’t be the score of an existing movie because then it turns into that movie.

Anyways, here’s a playlist of a bunch of oddball instrumental pieces that arent just the same classics everyone’s heard. Hope y'all like ethnic jams because that’s the shit I’m on.

dduane:

assigned-baby-at-birth:

guildenstern:

peatbogbody:

peatbogbody:

im dying over this thread of algorithmically-generated/otherwise low-effort Kindle covers

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don’t forget

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grossly inappropriate copy of animal farm that is on my nightstand at this very moment

…When you’re getting ready to design a book cover and you’re not sure what you do is going to be good enough.. it’s always reassuring to see something like [all of the above].

huyandere:

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kensplained for those who need it

pizzee:

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I’d lose interest if I found out it wasn’t about horses too

whatbigotspost:

soberscientistlife:

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Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.

This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.